Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

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Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

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black people are white when i use night gogles

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

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I just found out i have cancer.

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

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Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick

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What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What did the little boy with diabetes get for Christmas? A shot of insulin; just like every other day.

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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Paper shield.

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Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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