What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

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Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

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How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

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Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

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Hahaha

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What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

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q ggggggggggggggggg

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

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Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

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Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

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Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

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A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

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Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

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Jake. Walsh.

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why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

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What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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I just found out i have cancer.

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What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

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After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. *Knock knock* Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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