Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

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Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

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How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

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Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

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What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

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How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

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My tractor broke down.

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What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

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Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

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How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

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An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

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Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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So, how 'bout that airline food?

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Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

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Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

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The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

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Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

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What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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