- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

What is 1+1? It's 2!

why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

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If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

Know what people hated the most? 9-11

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

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