- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

Jesus walks int a hotel and places a handful of nails on the counter in front of the innkeeper. He is immediately turned away as the innkeeper understandably does not accept nails as currency.

I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

You know you're drunk when you've spend a significant amount of time consuming alcohol.

Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

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