Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

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A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

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What is white black and Chinese A panda

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What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

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Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

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What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

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How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

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You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

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What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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child labor

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

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How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

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Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

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Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

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Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

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If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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