Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Im black

what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

identical jokes get different votes.

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

British Dentistry

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

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