How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

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A Fat Kenyan

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Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

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Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

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How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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Jews

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If you like this, it will have one extra like

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A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

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Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

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What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

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A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

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knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

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... Chan chan

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

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WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for 6 vodka shots. The bartender looks at him in a strange manner. The man quickly downs all 6 of the vodka shots. The bartender looks at the man and says "Jeepers mate, whats the celebration?" The man replies "Well mate, first blow job today" The bartender in a kind gesture says "Here you go mate, next one is one me" while pouring another shot. The man respectfully replies, "No thanks mate, if 6 didn't get the taste away, im sure 7 won't"

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What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

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i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

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What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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