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a blond a her blond boyfriend were walking acrossed a river. she gose over the river but the ramp brecks when she's past. her boyfriend says wait until night and I'll get a flashlight and shine it acrossed get on the light beem and walk acrossed.she says no when I'm haf way acrossed you will turn the light off.

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Do your parents know you're gay?

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What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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thats what she she. no really thats what she said

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Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

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Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

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a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

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why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

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Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

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What's 9+ 10?! 19

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why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

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what's worst than being gay? being black

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Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

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What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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