Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

You know what's funny? Clowns.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

hello juliano and guss. having fun?

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

You just read this ..

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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