why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

Whats worse than a joke? This

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

leon harney ya pikey

SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

Doctor, my husband tells me he doesn't like my figure .... That's irrelevant now, you've contracted a rare blood disease and will be dead within a month.

I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

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