- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

Mullets

1+2 = 6

how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

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