"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

more like nig!

Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

Who is big and stupid My brother

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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