Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

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Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

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What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

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Thumbs this up

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what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

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Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

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What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

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Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

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Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

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How come anti jokes r funny

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How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

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Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

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Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

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Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

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