- Anti Joke

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

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I AM DEAD, FUCKING, SERIOUS! NOW GET OVER HERE MOMMY I WANT TO... ...Thats pretty disgusting, I was born a man, maybe an infant man, but a man regardless. So how about you stop showcasing me to people here and we just take off? I mean I am dead tired and sleepy, I would say good night, but its day here now so yeah.

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Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

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What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

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haha. i got blocked too!!!!

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There would not be any me in we, you would have to hijack a media station, you would instantly be branded terrorists, and even if you where not, do you believe that you could have used the media in order to spread individuality, or would you simply have sought to control the masses like the rest? I am not saying that television is wrong, I am saying that as long as there are not enough people willing to think for themselves, and remain loyal to us and themselves, something which we failed at when we where at our greatest peak, then we are all media zombies eventually, and I do not mind, complacency is better than a constant struggle for survival.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

John has 32 candy bars, he eats 28..what does he have now? Diabetes.

A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded