what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

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Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

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why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

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Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

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What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

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How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

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I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

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whats worse than being raped by a random stranger getting raped by your uncle

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Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

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What is small, naked and covered in sperm My son

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

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What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

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Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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