Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

I grunt when I poop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

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How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

a pornstar comes early to a party

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

Where are you going Your house

Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

Why did the car cross the road? Green light

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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