"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

Where's my tractor?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

Dan walked into a jelly fish

kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

So, how 'bout that airline food?

What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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