How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

Do you know what's funny? 9/11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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