Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

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Womens rights !

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what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

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Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

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How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

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What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

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Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

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What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

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Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

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What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

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Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

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Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

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It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

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Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

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I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

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THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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