Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

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A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

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Two elks were out flying one day. One of the elks turned to the other one and said: - You have a cinnemon bun in your eye. - What? - You have a cinnamon bun in your eye! - WHAT? - YOU HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN YOUR EYE!!! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EYE!

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

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Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

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What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

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Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

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Little Stephanie was up all night on Christmas eve excited for her new bike that Santa was going to bring her. After tossing and turning for what seemed like decades, the sunset finally arose and Stephanie ran down the steps to unwrap her new bike with the family. Immediately after she went down the staircase, she found her parents marinated in their own blood, with knife wounds all around their body.

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what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

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Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

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Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

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whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

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A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

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Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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