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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

this is not a drill.

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

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