He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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i have a christmas tree.

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every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

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A funny joke: Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

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The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

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What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

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what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

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You have now entered Automatic Breathing Mode

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where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

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Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

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Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

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chuck norris

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In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

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Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

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Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

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Anti Joke

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