- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

homosexuals are gay

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

Moo! I'm a goat!

how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

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