What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

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Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, When will you put the ring on the one NEXT to the middle one? Never?! F you.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

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why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

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Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

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What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

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A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

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What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

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Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

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Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

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I have aids

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A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

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If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

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A bus with 11 passengers is making its final stops for the night. At main street it drops of 6 people and picks up 2, at broad it drops of 3 and picks up 4, at 3rd street it drops of 5 and picks up 1, and finally at 6th street it drops off 4 and picks up 0. How many people are still on the bus? 13 if you include the dead bodies in the back

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

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why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

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What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

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Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

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I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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