What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

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There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

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Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

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whats the dif...mexicans are gay

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whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

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A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

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What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

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Your chicken just went across the road. What does this tell you about the economy?

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

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What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

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If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

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What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

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what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

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What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

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What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

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you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

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A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

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Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

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There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

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Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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