What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

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A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

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Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

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Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

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Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

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When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

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A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

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How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

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A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

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Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

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Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

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why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

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A man sat on a chair

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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Gotta disappoint you there, you see there are hundreds, perhaps thousands of similar organizations which work for the government, and those I work for are black ops, meaning that I would be putting my life in danger if I told you anything about it besides that fact. Its not listed anywhere, its not FBI, its not legislated by any government yet many governments invest their funds there, you could call it something like the interpool, and something like the underground society, except its multi-government driven... A term I sincerely do not fully understand myself, I have certain talents I put to use, but I lack the education in order to be more than a employee for these people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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