One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

The Pittsburgh Pirates

If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

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Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

Do you like apples? Yes

Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

Autism speaks but not really

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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