Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

A seal walks into a club.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

The jets are a good team..

Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

The guy above me has a very nice joke

how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

hi

Anyone??????????/

What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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