- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's circular and round A circle

its all aodhan

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

I can count to potato.

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

What do you call a retarded black man? His name

3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

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