- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

roses are red, violets are blue.

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN DOLPHIN NOISE* you

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

Knock Knock Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

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i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

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