What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

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Once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book ... it goes on forever. Epilogue: the man and son eventually died because a microphone swallowed a frog. THE END P.S.: I didn't close the quotations. P.S.#2: I don't know what ''P.S. stands for. P.S.#3: I didn't close the quotation again.

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25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

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a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

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I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender was just about to leave, so he takes the dog home with him. He makes found dog signs and posts them around the neighborhood. The owner sees one of the signs and retrieves his pet from the bartender, thanking him for finding his dog.

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How do you get really high at home? You climb a ladder

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why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

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Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

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Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon.

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A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

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Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

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Why did the cat bite its owner? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

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Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

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A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

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Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

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What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

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So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

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Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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