200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

Darkness Falls Across The Land The Midnite Hour Is Close At Hand Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood To Terrorize Y'awl's Neighbourhood And Whosoever Shall Be Found Without The Soul For Getting Down Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell And Rot Inside A Corpse's Shell The Foulest Stench Is In The Air The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years And Grizzy Ghouls From Every Tomb Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom And Though You Fight To Stay Alive Your Body Starts To Shiver For No Mere Mortal Can Resist The Evil Of The Thriller

there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

There's a god, just kidding.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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