Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

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What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

The black man leaves the strip club.

what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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