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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

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An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

Why didn't the Alzheimers patient put on her shoes? She didn't leave the elderly home that day, thus taking away the need to put on shoes.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

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What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.