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What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

hextech crafting too opieop

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

You know what's catchy? A cold

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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