- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

What is 1+1? It's 2!

Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

There's a car about to hit me.

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

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