A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

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I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

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I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

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Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

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What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

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420

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Knock knock Go fuck yourself

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what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

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Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

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What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

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What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

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What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

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How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

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A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

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So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

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what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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