- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

There is no I in Pie except for the I

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

a man walked into a bar....

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

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