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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

What's worse than a bad test score? Getting hit buy a train!!

How do you drop a raw egg on to the floor without cracking it? Any way you want, it is very hard to crack concrete.

A white man walking dpwn the street finds a brief-case with a timer on it. A young muslim man says he dropped it. The white man then asked "What's the timer for"? The young man said, "Nothing really, just helps keep the time." They both went their separate ways.

Why did the man buy Trojan for his women? It's condom curtsey.

One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Knock Knock Who's there? Your real father. I left you when you were a month old and I have regretted the decision ever since. I would like to be a part of your life.

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People say the sky's the limit................................ but there's footprints on the moon.

So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

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