- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

Know what people hated the most? 9-11

why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

What's the deal with brown?

Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

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