what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

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What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

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how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

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what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

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What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

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Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

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a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

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Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

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why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

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A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

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Feeling that your friends do not listen to your insightful conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say "Uhuh", and "Ahah", and "Dats coo!" NOW YOU CAN BE COMPLETELY APRECIATED BY A FUCKING BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING... ...BUT IS IT... APPRECIATING IT? DUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! MYSTERY!

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woman..parallel parking

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Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

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how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

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A women in the kitchen.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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