Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

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Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

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What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

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What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

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what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

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Roses come in a variety of colors.

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What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

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A man walks into a bar. Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast

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womens rights

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Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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I agree

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A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

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If I have a penny, and I give it to Michael Jackson, What will he do with it? Nothing. He's dead.

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What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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Q.) What did the young child of a highly idiosyncratic family do when he heard the fire-alarm going off unexpectedly in his house? A.) He started to panic since he hadn't received any portions of formal insturction in the art of, "Stop, drop and roll", prior to the moment of the lamentable catastrophe. I think that we should blame his parents/teachers immediately... *Sigh*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

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When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

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My daughter is dying of AIDS.

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What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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