What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

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A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

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When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

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Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

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Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

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Q. How do you get a dinosaur off a slide? A. You tell him he hasn't lived for billions of years.

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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the little boy got in a ice cream truck he cant sit down anymore

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What did the badger say to the mushroom? BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ARGH SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE...

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Q: Why was Luigi sad? A: Because he entered the Twilight Zone.

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Christians pornstars.

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What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

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Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

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What do you call an Arabic man flying a plane? A Pilot.

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CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

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what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

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Boston was having so much fun everyone was running and screaming

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mom:why oh why are you such an idiotic nuisance? bobby:THATS HOW YOU WANTED ME BORN!!REMEMBER?you asked the doctor to put something in me to make me so stupid i wouldnt remember WHO gave birth to me!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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