Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

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How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

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What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

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how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

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Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

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This one time at band camp....

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

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Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

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The black man leaves the strip club.

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A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

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Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

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did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

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What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

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How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

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Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

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i lyk 2 eet pup

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

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There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

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Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

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Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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