- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Knock Knock. Go Away!

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

Rick santorum

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

What's worse than having to tie one of your shoelaces after walking 5 miles? Getting a 56 year old mixture of blood, urine and sperm injected in your asshole.

Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

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