What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

What do you call a black airline pilot? Captain, you big racist.

Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

The person below me is weird.

what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar. A: Ouch

Why is it sad that a black guy died in a car crash He was my friend

A horse walks into a bar, realizes that he shouldnt be here so he walks out.

What did Sally get for Christmas? AIDS

A man walks into a bar Ouch!

Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

What's the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

Ahem. Testicles. That is all.

Did you hear about the guys who wanted to go to Hawaii??? They didn't go!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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