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I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

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Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

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why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

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Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

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So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

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2 Penises

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How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

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Knock, Knock ...

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

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A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

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What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

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A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

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Anti Joke

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