- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One of them you crack open with a sledgehammer and feast upon, and the other is a dead baby.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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