Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

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What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

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An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

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How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

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Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

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What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

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Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

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Why is a building called a building when it's already been built? My pinky is pink and my liver helps me live.

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i died. new product by steve jobs

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

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"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

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Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

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What do you call a gay dog? Steve

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

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A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

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A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

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Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

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a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

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Your existance.

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In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

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Black people

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