Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

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What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

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How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

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What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

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Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

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Samraj.

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Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

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Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

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Cows are land manatees.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

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If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

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drugs.

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

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what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

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A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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