- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

"knock knock" "Come in"

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

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