Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

why is my phone broken i dropped it

Wanna here a good joke?

Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

That's what SHE said!

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

What's green, and looks like money? Money...

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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