- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

Rigo your a stupid ass

What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

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