- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

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anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

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Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

A brick bent down to suck my flapjack, Then he got stuck, oh what the unpleasant, This angered the brick, he lay on the grass, he shoved a stick straight up his bellybutton.

A white man and a black woman walk into a bar, they both fell in love and lived happily together until their 25 year old son had gotten in too a car crash Luckily their son lived

why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

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