Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

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What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

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how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

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Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

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Hitler

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

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What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

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Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

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What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

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gay people

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[Insert dumb, last minute anti-joke here]

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How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

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A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.

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When Miley Cyrus sticks out her tongue, people usually are there to take a photograph.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your ass

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That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

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PLEASE LIKE TO DONATE 50 CENTS TO MY CHARIDY .... SAVE THE PENGUINS IN AFRICA -BY LUKE BRANIFF

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How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

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10inch nice

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