- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

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A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

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A guy walks into a restaurant. "What would you like?" says the waiter. "A glass of orange juice," replies the man.

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