well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

The Pittsburgh Pirates

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

Chad Wolbert is retarded.

Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

what do u call a black man a black man

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

thomas!!!!

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