Gotta go Fast Gotta go Faster Faster Fasterfasterfaster! Moving at the speed of sound I'm the quickest hedgehog around Got ourselves a situation Start getting a new location Without any explanation On top of relaxation! Go- Go- Go- Don't blink Don't think Just Go go go go G-g-g-g-go go! Sonic, he's on the run Sonic, he's number one Sonic, he's coming next so watch out for Sonic X! Gotta go fast, gotta go faster faster faster fasterfasterfaster Go go go go go go go go go! Sooooniiiiic X!!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

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Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

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Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

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Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

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What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

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Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

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What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

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Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

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Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

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What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

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There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

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If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

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Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

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Anti Joke

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