What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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Knock Knock Come in.

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Gingers.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

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A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

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Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

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we all know sammi has a penis

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my mom died because she was morbidly obese

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what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

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What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

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"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

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Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

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you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

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A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

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What the hell are you doing?

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Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

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Why did the homeless man not get any ice cream from the store? Because he was not very bright and didn't try in school. Therefore he couldn't find a job or get his job back at the janitor at Go-Mart. This proves that not doing your school work correct can really effect your future. Plus they was sold out of chocolate.

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Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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