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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

Technically I did not try to, but I made you believe I tried in vain, so your subconcious is unable to register that it is under a state of trance, you could deny it, but you are in a state of trance right now. So how big are your breasts?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

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Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

Knock Knock "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

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