Once upon a time there was a small poor boy in a small German village. Her was name Smalls. Later he found out that he had to go back to Virginia because of their family then she got milk and went to the play that night like he was planning, and it was probably a problem with the clutch or transmission. It was fine because Smalls was 64 years old.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

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Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

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What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

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Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

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Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

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what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

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They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

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Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

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What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

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I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

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why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

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I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

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"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

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whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

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That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

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