- Anti Joke

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

why didn't the chicken cross the road. Because it was hit by a truck.

Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

my gramma died

I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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