What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

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There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

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People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

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Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

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I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

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Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

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What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

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this is not a joke. jks

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Jesse is so fat, his weight on his scale says " hahaha gotta love childhood obesity"

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Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

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frogs are green and grass is greener i just blew up ur mom and ur the cleaner now get to work SLAVE

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A Rock accidentally fed a giraffe his fetuses conceived by a box of glue from Jewish Heritage that was made from marker sharpeners that fed paper to elephants while strumming a box of tissues to wipe up the mess from a box of chocolates Forest Gump feeds on your soul while a rock accidentally feeds a giraffe.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

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Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

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When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

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What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

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Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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