I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

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A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

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r u smart..... or ur black

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Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

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So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

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What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

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What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

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What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

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A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

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Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

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Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

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run farther?

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Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

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What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

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why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

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Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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