- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

U mad?

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

why did the computer crash? it didn't

How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

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What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

CRY

Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

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