what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Racial equality.

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Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

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Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

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how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

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Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

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A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

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What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

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Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

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Why was the 15 year old boy always alone in his bedroom making strange noises? Because he was struggling to fight back the tears following his single mother's recent suicide, driven by her despair over the reality that her son was an out of control drug addict, just like his no-good father who ran out on them.

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What would happen if RAINN Wilson, the actor, married Michael MANN, the director? They'd probably be arrested; 2 men can't get married in California anymore (thanks a lot, Utah)!

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why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

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Autism speaks but not really

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one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

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Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

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jwe

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yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

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