hi bye

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

r u smart..... or ur black

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

yo momma so fat. that shes fat

Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

Dylan is gay

A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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