- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

bryden is a faggot

Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

ahem what? what. oh I thought you said something

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

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