what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

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NEVER

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pull my finger (farts)

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What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

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How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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Banana Hamock.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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i am and me is i

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why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

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why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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Sticks and stones may break my bones.

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Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

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knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

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A black man, a Jew, and a homosexual are at a bar together. They drink for a few hours, during which time they catch up with each other and share stories, as it has been some time since the three of them have seen each other. After they are done drinking, they call a friend, who comes to pick them up and take them home. What a fine example of drinking responsibly.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

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A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

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A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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