What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

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Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

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roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

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Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

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Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

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Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

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What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

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What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

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Autism speaks but not really

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What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

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What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

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A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

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What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

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What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

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What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

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So there's a man named Moses. He prays to God for a donkey to transport him from Bethlahem to Jerusalem. God granted his wish. God said" To make the donkey go, you must say Hallelujah. To make it stop you say Go". Moses rode off happily. Suddenly the donkey went off trail and was headed towards a steep cliff. Moses kept saying stop, stop, stop. He remembered what God had said, and had said Go. They stopped one inch before falling down. Moses thanked the lord and said " Thank You Jesus, Hallelujah." And down they went.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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