- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

Pull my finger ouch..

How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its dopaminergic neurons fired synchronously across the synapses of its caudate nucleus, triggering motor contractions propelling the organism forward, while emitting 'cluck' distress signals, to a goal predetermined by its hippocampal road mappings.

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

Romans rights.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

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