How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

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What is small and gives people courage? Certain kinds of illegal drugs

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yo' momma's so fat that when she saw a doctor he told her that she was overweight.

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what's silver and red and keeps crashing into the walls? a baby with forks in its eyes

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What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

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Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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It's a man's 100th birthday, and as one of his last wishes he wants to go skydiving. Unfortunately, due to his crippling arthritis, he was unable to pull the rip cord on his parachute and plummeted to his death.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

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Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

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Bob Saget

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What has two legs but can't walk? A quadriplegic man who lost mobility in his legs due to a horrific logging accident.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

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This is an anti joke

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

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Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

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kieran scott has a huge back

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Three women are on an airplane. One's a blonde, one's a redhead, and one's a brunette. Unfortunately, the plane was going to crash and there was nothing they could do but jump out and parachute to safety. So the captain said to each of the three ladies, "You can only take one of your possessions when you parachute out of the plane." The blonde says "I will take my watch becau--" But before she could finish her sentence the plane exploded because the flames on the wing had ignited the fuel tank. No one survived.

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Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

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What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

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A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

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Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

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An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

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What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

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Anti Joke

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