You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

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If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

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What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

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How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

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roses are red. violets are violet...

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

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A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

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Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

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heyy emit chase wazzup

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Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

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Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

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What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

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"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

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What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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your mom died.

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What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

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How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

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A young blonde walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila. After about a few minutes she spots this very ugly man with one leg. The man just so happens to sit right next to her and orders a drink. The man reeks of cockroaches and he looks like a homeless man that hasn't bathed in months. They never talk and the blonde goes home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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