What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

thumb_up thumb_down -31

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An apple up your ass, a penis in your ramen, finding out you have herpes, or many other scenarios. In short, there are many things worse than finding a worm in your apple.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

thumb_up thumb_down -31

A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

thumb_up thumb_down -31

why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

thumb_up thumb_down -31

A horse walks into a bar, realizes that he shouldnt be here so he walks out.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Why is it sad that a black guy died in a car crash He was my friend

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

thumb_up thumb_down -33

whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

thumb_up thumb_down -33

How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

A man walks into a bar Ouch!

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Knock Knock DAMMIT WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMACH

thumb_up thumb_down -37

A middle-class family went away on vacation. While they were gone, a pyromaniac burnt down their house. Their cat was still inside.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

...............................................................hi

thumb_up thumb_down -37

A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops