What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

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Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

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What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

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Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

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How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

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Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

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Why was the man sad? His wife left

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why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

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whats white and looks like paper paper

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This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

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Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

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This anti-joke below is hilarious.

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What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

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What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

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What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

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whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

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It's Christmas Eve and your entire family is gone for 12 hours to by you presents. What will you do while there gone? By the time you figured out what you will do you will hear a knock at your door. It's the police they are here to tell you your entire family was murdered during a shooting at the mall. The sad part is you will not receive your NEW Beats, your Xbox 1, or your make up.

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Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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