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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

what do mexicans like most. icecubes

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

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