- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

what is green an invisible? this cabbage

Why was the human stronger than the dog? Because the dog had four legs and a mouth and a human has 2 legs, 2 arms, and is taller. Therefore, the human has more capabilites than the dog.

What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

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So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

How come anti jokes r funny

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

Why can't february march Because april may

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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