What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

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Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

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this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

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What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

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what is green an invisible? this cabbage

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

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Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

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What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

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So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

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You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

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A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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