Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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What's the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with an alligator? Go take some acid and find out for yourself

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Did you hear about the guys who wanted to go to Hawaii??? They didn't go!

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Why do black people enjoy watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? The Holocaust is not an idea of the slightest humor at all. Millions of innocent civilians were slaughtered, millions more were sent to brutal concentration camps where they would fight for a crumb of food on the ground and get terribly punished for it, and live their whole lives in pain, torture, and starvation, millions more were sent to concentration camps then murdered, and millions of people, including children were left without family or anywhere to live. On top of that, their whole lives they were mistreated for their differences, and never got to live up to their dreams because of this horrifying event. It left the world in shock for years after, and scars of the event still live on in present-day families whose ancestors were harmed in the Holocaust. The terrible memory of it will never leave this Earth.

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If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

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What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

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Gay Rights

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what's silver and red and keeps crashing into the walls? a baby with forks in its eyes

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Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

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Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

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How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

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What do you call a building full of black people Jail

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I was (really) asked one day by a guy if I wanted to star in a porn movie... Before I could even think about it he asked my 14 year old sister "Do you want to join in too?" And that kids, is why I am stuck in jail for pushing up a boot up a guys ass... Well replace boot with dick, and guys ass with my 14 year old sister and yeah... Naw... seriously she has hueg boobs though... at the age of 14, damn those melons have not even gone a bit greenish yellow and they are still growing... ...Hey Cassandra, its NeroMetal, good thing I am not your brother and that you are 19 right? NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THAT NEROISM DUDE THAT CHATS HERE, I play videogames, and write books, and sign books... ...Then some guy sees my real name is Nero and goes that guy on horsehead network? Who? HE SUCKS! SUCKS ASS!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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