- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long

A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

Anyone??????????/

"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

womens rights

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

FUCK THE JEWS

What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

A chicken walks into a barn.

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