WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

Religion.

What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

a horse nibbled a baby

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

What did the man without a tongue say...

did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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