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You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

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What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

cliché rebecca black joke.

Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

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