- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

Help I'm being raped!

If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

Knock Knock Go Away

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

Make little things count Teach midgets math

How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

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how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

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Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

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