Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

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Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

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why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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Amazing

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A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

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kcuf read it backwards

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Two elks were out flying one day. One of the elks turned to the other one and said: - You have a cinnemon bun in your eye. - What? - You have a cinnamon bun in your eye! - WHAT? - YOU HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN YOUR EYE!!! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EYE!

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

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Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

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Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

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What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

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Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

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What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

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My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

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Paper shield.

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Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

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Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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