If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

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A man asks a young woman at a party if a rag smells like chloroform. She doesn't respond because she's passed out. He takes her to a nearby bedroom, rapes her, and leaves the party promptly. He'll probably victimize many other women with this method.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

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yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

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Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

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So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

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What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

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What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

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Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

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The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

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Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

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What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

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Why was the boy kissing up to his parents? He only wanted them to say "I love you" for once.

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Your mother is so obese, that when shot with a high velocity round from a handgun, the bullet is unlikely to penetrate the several layers of fat protecting her vital organs, like a fleshy kevlar vest. However, she is likely to die from infection, which is highly commom among gunshot wounds.

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so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

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What do you call an Arab with a long beard? An Arab with a long beard you stereotypical piece of crap.

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