Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

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Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

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I have down syndrome. -RDV

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What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

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There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

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Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

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Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

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-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

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What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

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Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

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well, I'm dying of AIDS, so....

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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What rhymes with Hitler? Walt Disney.

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What's the difference between a murdered baby and a dead baby? Not much

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Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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A new family have moved in next to me. They have three little kids and they've challenged me to a water fight in the back yard, so I'm just writing this while I'm waiting for the kettle to boil

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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