- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i have a christmas tree.

wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

What do you call a building full of black people Jail

what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

This sentence is false.

Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

Women's rights.

Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

The joke below is absolute shit.

What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

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