Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

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Theres this guy that got pulled over and the guy in the car said: I have AIDS the cop said: Oh, really when did you get them? I don't have AIDS

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Mum: Black or white iPod? Her Son: Black Please, it'll run faster.

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 5 dollars he would have 10 dollars

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What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Meals on wheels - eat up!

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What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

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Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

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knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

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Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

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once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

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What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

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why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

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What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

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why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

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why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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