Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

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Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

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men, men like men= men+bed

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Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

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u jelly?

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Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

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A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

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I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

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A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

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Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

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How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

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You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

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Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

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Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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What's the deal with brown?

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Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

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I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

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Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

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