- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

Knock, Knock Come in

whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

TWIX PAUSE!

Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

A man walked into a bar Ouch.

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

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