"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What do you call a retarded black man? His name

A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

Mr.Green walks into the class. He is alone with no wife and no kids and suffers from depression. His salary is below average and he can't pay the rent this week so he'll probably get evicted. He has aids. He will die in 2 weeks.

One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

why did the computer crash? it didn't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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