- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

a man said hi.

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

Jimmy Saville

What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

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