- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

You and your parents are going to die today

This is not a joke.

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

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Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

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