I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

you are a åsshole :)

How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

my gramma died

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