- Anti Joke

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

3 men are walking down a dirt path. One is a retired member of the US Air Force. The other of the Marines. The last one of the Navy. They are arguing about why their respective section of the military is the best. They lose track of where they're going and fall off of a cliff onto the spinning propeller of a US Coast Guard helicopter.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.