- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

i dont like chris

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

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