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What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

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Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

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What is the similarity between fake rings and your mother? They change colors in the shower

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American all stand in one room. The Italian throws pasta out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The Mexican throws a taco out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The American throws a burger out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country."

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

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How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

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Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

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awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

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Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

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If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

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A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What s the difference between a pigeon ?

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A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

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what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

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What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

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What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

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I told you it would happen

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Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

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What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

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What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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