- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

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A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

whats a willy? -brock

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

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What do you call a man man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob(he is bobbing in the water)

So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

He walked in a bar

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

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