What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

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how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

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*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

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say cheese

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Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

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What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

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Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

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When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

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child labor

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Justin Bieber's mother.

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Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

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Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

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Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

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What black and has children A black man

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What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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