Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

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Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

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A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

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Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

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What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

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What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

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Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

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What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

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Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

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Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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What's black and red all over? Half a cat

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HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

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What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

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My son lost his first tooth today...so proud. Took my punch like a champ

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When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

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Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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