A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

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an athiest walks into a church

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A brown haired woman walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor it hurts whenever I touch myself." The doctor says, "Strange, I have never heard of such a disease. Please show me." The woman touches her leg and screams,"Ow!" Then she touches her arm and screams again. The doctor asks, "Are you a natural brunette?" The woman replies, "No, I am a blonde." The doctor says, "Oh, that explains it. You have a broken finger. God, you are so blonde." The woman gets her finger treated and then lives in agony for the rest of her life due to her untreated broken leg and arm.

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He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

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Jimmy was skipping in the park one day when a young boy stopped him. "Hello there, would you like to be friends? We can go behind the old oak tree and play soccer!" asked the boy. "Ok!" replied Jimmy, and they went off together to play. The so-called 'young boy' was actually a wanted midget rapist. Jimmy was brutally raped and filmed. The film was later uploaded onto the internet where it blew up in a matter of weeks. Jimmy had to move schools 6 times and had to go to counselling every week. He finds it hard making friends and later went on to become a heavy cocaine addict.

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What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

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today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

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i feel like i will die some heroic death, but its more likely i will trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.

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Women's rights

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What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

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why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

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what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

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what does a chair look like? a chair.

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What's under the first mate? The second mate.

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how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

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What did the president do for the people? ...

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Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

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Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

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My parents have an open marriage.

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Anti Joke

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