- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

Who is big and stupid My brother

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

Are you black? Kill yourself.

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

Bradon Cheey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

What do u call a banana? A banana......

How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

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