- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

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Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

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